Sauron for Mayor

[Sauron]

That's right! 

Sauron for Mayor. As the richest citizen I have a certain amount of influence. That influence is cash!

For every vote I win by each citizen will receive 500 in the semi finals... and 2000 in the final!

That's right if I win by 10 votes you will get 20,000 each!

[Sauron]

Since I've had an unexpected windfall... I will be upping this to $20,000 for a win against Shizensky and in the final $100,000 for each citizen who posts below.

[Deadeye Jack]

You cheap bastard. You are a quadrillionaire and you're bribing us with pennies. *spits*

[Sauron]

You just told me not to flood the economy!

Sheesh. It's one or the other.

[Deadeye Jack]

Aug 8, 2018 14:46:03 GMT -5 Sauron said:

You just told me not to flood the economy!

Sheesh. It's one or the other.

1) You already having the money floods the economy

2) You proposed this bribe before I talked to you

3) The righteous indignation is for show. I've already posted elsewhere what we should do to solve this problem.

[Sauron]

Hence why I'm not going to flood the economy and only offering 'pennies' here for voting for Sauron. It's a large sum of money for a normal citizen, but not massive amount in that it'd destroy current prices for various commodities.

This bribe was openly discussed long before I came into a 'massive' amount of money. I've just slightly increased the bribe. So is it okay to bride when it's a very small amount but not when it's a large amount?

[Deadeye Jack]

There is no law against bribing. That wasn't the contention of the post you're taking offense to. It was a tongue in cheek statement.

[Sauron]

When I am elected Mayor, I will ensure no one else will be subjected to wealth inspections. This is government theft pure and simple.

#FortTriumphDollarsforFortTriumphers! #Freemarketeconomy #DownwithTaxes #Governmenttheft