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Post by Benevolent Thomas on Jul 15, 2018 18:56:18 GMT -5
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Post by Nachtzylvania on Jul 16, 2018 19:46:23 GMT -5
*Smashes into the building wearing a leotard and luchador mask*
*Rips off leotard revealing a hairy, muscular chest*
NEOP! I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT, RIGHT HERE AND NOW! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR BODY LOOK LIKE A GARBAGE CAN! AND THEN, I'M GONNA THROW YOU INTO THE GARBAGE CAN! AND THEN, I'M GONNA LOWER TAXES! AND I'M GONNA INCREASE FUNDING, TO THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM! AND FINALLY, I WILL DEAL WITH THE HOMELESS PROBLEM BY APPROVING THE CONSTRUCTION OF A BRAND NEW CHAIN OF MINIMUM WAGE JOB AGENCIES!
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Jul 15, 2018 18:56:18 GMT -5
