Don't Talk Me Or My Son Ever Again.
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Post by TheDeadWest on Jun 12, 2018 11:50:16 GMT -5
*pokes the Shrieker in it's snoot*
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Post by Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid on Jun 12, 2018 11:51:56 GMT -5
*bops the shrieker*
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Post by TheDeadWest on Jun 12, 2018 12:00:37 GMT -5
"That was a nice bop!"
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Post by Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid on Jun 12, 2018 12:03:40 GMT -5
Thank you, you did a rather good poke.
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Post by TheDeadWest on Jun 12, 2018 12:07:02 GMT -5
"Yeah really the snoot is the best place to poke, it's take less skill than your bop though"
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Post by Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid on Jun 12, 2018 12:07:33 GMT -5
*bops again*
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Post by TheDeadWest on Jun 12, 2018 12:08:24 GMT -5
*golf claps* "Brilliant"
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Post by Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid on Jun 12, 2018 12:08:46 GMT -5
You should give a bop a go!
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Post by TheDeadWest on Jun 12, 2018 12:11:30 GMT -5
*Attempts a bop but accidentally boops instead* "Darn it"
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Post by Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid on Jun 12, 2018 12:12:55 GMT -5
Good try, but boops are terribly inefficient.
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Post by TheDeadWest on Jun 12, 2018 12:14:59 GMT -5
"I know I hate boops, but this why I don't bop, I either boop or bomp and never bop"
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Post by Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid on Jun 12, 2018 12:16:11 GMT -5
Maybe stick to bomps for now then.
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Post by TheDeadWest on Jun 12, 2018 12:17:27 GMT -5
*Ramma Lamma Ding Dong* "Gah, now I'm all flustered"
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Post by Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid on Jun 12, 2018 12:19:48 GMT -5
Maybe try a la di da
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Post by TheDeadWest on Jun 12, 2018 12:24:11 GMT -5
Um ok Here it goes
Hit it! Aww yea! Yea... La di da di... la di da di, La di, la di!
You know what, you peep this, La di da di, we like to party. We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody. We're... just some men that's on the mic, And when we rock upon the mic, We rock the mic (Right!). For all a y'all, keepin' y'all in health. Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self. Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin', That we create, so that's our mission, so listen, To what we say because this type of shit happens everyday. I... woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin', Gave myself a (stretch up), a mornin' yawn and... Went to the bathroom to wash up, Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup, I said a (Mirror mirror!) on the wall... Who is the top choice of them all? There was a rumble dumble, Five minutes it lasted... the mirror said, (You are you concieted bastard!). Yo that's true, that's why we never have no beef, So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth. Used "Oil of Olay" cause my skin gets pale. Then I got the files, for my fingernails. True to the night and on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath. Clean, dry, was my body and hair, I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear. For all the girls I might take home, I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the (Polo Colonge). Fresh dressed like a millions bucks, threw on the Valley shoes And the fly green socks. Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no! I went back in, I forgot the... (my Kangol) Then I dilly (dally) ran through a (alley), Bumped into my old girl (Sally) from the (Valley). This was a girl playing hard to get So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset She said uh, (It's all because of you) Say what? (I'm feeling sad and blue) She said what? (You went away) And now, my life is filled with rainy days. And I love you so, how much you'll never know. Cause you took your love away from me. Now what was I to do She's cryin' over me and she was feeling blue I said, "Don't cry, (dry, your eye) Here comes your mother with those two little guys" Her mean mother steps up, says to me ("Hi! ") Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the (eye!) Punched her in the belly, and stepped on her (feet) Slammed the child on the hard concrete The bitch was strong, the kids was gone. Something was wrong I said why is going on? I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her She said, "If I can't have you (she can't either") She grabbed me closely by my socks So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox But she gave chase, she caught up quick She put a finger in the face of MC Rick She said (why don't you give me a plan) So we can go cruising in my OJ, and what? (And if you give me that OK) I'll give you all my love today. What? Ricky Ricky Ricky what? Somehow your words just hypnotize me And I just love your jazzy ways Yo MC Rick my love is here to stay" And on and on and on she kept on The bitch been around before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss" She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying I says, "I'm thirty-four", she said, ("Stop lying! ") I said, "I am - go ask my mother And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your loverrrr!" To the tick tock and you don't stop To the tick tick uh ya don't quit... hit it!
Doug E. Fresh y'all, give him a round of applause y'all, Doug E. Fresh! Yea, what up
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