Tremors Round 1: Perfection Comes to Fort Triumph

[Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid]

*suddenly and very fortunately wakes up*

Did someone say somethin 'bout a murdering?

[TheDeadWest]

*Points at the Graboid* "It was him?"

[Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid]

Who?

[TheDeadWest]

"Tim, is what I've named him and he was planning to murder you." *speaks out the side of his mouth like he's attempting bad ventriloquism* "Yeah, Me Tim the graboid I hate you and am really evil"

[Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid]

Now I ain't no slack jawed city slicker who'll fall for whatever ruse is going on here, this Tim fella has some might big questions to be answerin'

[TheDeadWest]

"So you wanna get to murderin' Tim?"

[Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid]

I want him to explain why he felt it necessary to wake me up and try ta murder me

[TheDeadWest]

"Yeah explain your self Tim!" *in his Tim Voice* "You just looked like a good murderin' victim and I just took out this nifty life insurance policy on ya'"

[Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid]

Well, I must admit Tim, an insurance fraud scheme does make me kinda like you, but the tryin' to murder me business has put a dampener on our relationship.

[TheDeadWest]

Shizensky , Benevolent Thomas , Deadeye Jack or roavin  "I think Ater got the little bugger it might be time to move onto the next one, you want to do something with this body?"

[Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid]

Might I suggest a nice stew?