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Deutschland
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Post by Baden-Wuerttemberg on Oct 23, 2014 16:15:54 GMT -5
Fort Triumph’s Lost and Found Office, located in a tiny shed next to the Town Hall, has a somewhat erratic staff. If you inquire about a lost item, it’s pretty certain they won’t have it. But the shed is very small, and because they struggle with lack of storage space, they will offer you something else from the collected flotsam and jetsam of the pioneer railroad town.
Examples:
I’ve come to ask about my lost blue-and-white striped handkerchief.
We don’t have any handkerchiefs. Want this excellent mousetrap?
I lost my hoof pick!
No hoof picks were found. Would you like this jar of snake oil?
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Pioneer
Deutschland
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Post by Baden-Wuerttemberg on Oct 23, 2014 16:16:19 GMT -5
Good day! Did anyone perchance find my compass?
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Post by warrender on Oct 23, 2014 16:30:19 GMT -5
I'm afraid not, but we do have this wonderful solar powered torch.
I'm looking for my marbles, I've lost my marbles!
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Pioneer
Deutschland
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Post by Baden-Wuerttemberg on Oct 23, 2014 16:46:20 GMT -5
Nobody found your marbles, sorry. But someone found this single boot, I'm sure it's just your size.
I've come to inquire about a lost tin of beans.
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Gunslinger
10000 Islands
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Post by Ater Nox and the Sundance Kid on Oct 23, 2014 17:54:37 GMT -5
Sorry, we only have canned beetroot.
Has anyone found my missing hat?
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Event Committee
Founding Member
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Post by Deadeye Jack on Oct 23, 2014 18:03:54 GMT -5
Sorry, no hat, but we do have this 10 gallon jug.
My horse went a missin', has anyone seen it?
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Post by warrender on Oct 23, 2014 18:07:48 GMT -5
No one has handed in any horses, but we have this pencil you could have.
Has anyone handed in my Mother?
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Forces of Triumph
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Post by Benevolent Thomas on Oct 23, 2014 22:14:28 GMT -5
No mothers here, but we do have a television. Should do just fine if you're American.
Did my still find its way into here?
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Post by Deadeye Jack on Oct 24, 2014 0:04:06 GMT -5
Ain't no still here but we got a spitoon. Good enough for ya?
Anyone seen my deck of cards round these parts?
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Post by warrender on Oct 24, 2014 12:30:21 GMT -5
No Cards, but we got this ere game of Guess Who.
Has anyone handed in my Xbox 360?
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Pioneer
Deutschland
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Post by Baden-Wuerttemberg on Oct 25, 2014 7:24:12 GMT -5
We have no knowledge of Xboxes, sir, though they do sound intriguing. Will an old mail sack from the pony express do?
I appear to have mislaid my goosefeather quill.
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Post by Deadeye Jack on Oct 26, 2014 9:01:18 GMT -5
No goosefeather quill in this here area, but we do have some hay, hopefully that'll do for writin.
My lasso seems to have fallen right off my horse's saddle. Has anyone turned it in?
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Post by Benevolent Thomas on Oct 26, 2014 18:24:36 GMT -5
No Lassos here, but here is a rope of licorice.
Anyone seen my pickax?
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Pioneer
Deutschland
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Post by Baden-Wuerttemberg on Oct 27, 2014 19:04:54 GMT -5
Your pickaxe was 'borrowed' by a wild-eyed individual babbling about zombies. Can we offer you this consolation prize of a moon calendar?
Where oh where has my carrier pigeon flown? Did it alight here?
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Post by Benevolent Thomas on Oct 29, 2014 22:31:53 GMT -5
No pigeons, we do have this transporter turtle though.
Anyone seen my stick of deodorant?
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