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Post by Benevolent Thomas on Nov 6, 2014 19:15:19 GMT -5
Granted, but now you can no longer ready anything else.
I wish I could cook.
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Post by Deadeye Jack on Nov 8, 2014 0:14:31 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't cook food, the Earth gets hotter and your body actually starts cooking.
I wish I could meet any famous person of my choice in the entirety of history
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Post by Benevolent Thomas on Nov 8, 2014 23:12:42 GMT -5
Granted, but you will no longer be able to meet anybody you have never heard of before.
I wish my phone screen wasn't cracked.
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Post by Control on Nov 11, 2014 3:46:34 GMT -5
Granted. It's shattered instead.
I wish I wouldn't have to go to school on Wednesday.
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Post by Deadeye Jack on Nov 11, 2014 15:43:28 GMT -5
Granted but you will have to go to school twice as long on Thursday.
I wish I had a modicum of artistic skill
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Post by warrender on Nov 16, 2014 20:47:52 GMT -5
Granted, but the type of artistic skill you get is unliked by everyone in world but you and Gok Wan.
I wish I had taps for tea, coffee and squash as well as for water.
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Post by Deadeye Jack on Nov 22, 2014 14:45:59 GMT -5
Granted but the only taps you have for the non water liquids are in your bathrooms.
I wish for a Red Ryder bb gun
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Post by warrender on Nov 24, 2014 8:08:37 GMT -5
Granted, but each ammo costs $140,000 per pack with 52 weeks for delivery.
I wish I won the lottery
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Post by Benevolent Thomas on Nov 28, 2014 12:15:37 GMT -5
He set you up so good and you missed the opportunity. Makes me a sad panda. Granted, but now you will be stranded on an island that turns out to be purgatory or some other confusing crap. I wish I had a better hobby than NationStates
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Post by Deadeye Jack on Dec 5, 2014 15:39:54 GMT -5
Granted but then you'd miss all of us.
I wish I could get one true mulligan for something I screwed up whenever I wanted
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Post by warrender on Dec 8, 2014 10:48:15 GMT -5
Granted, you use your one true Mulligan to unscrew something from your past, but because it now never happens you never use the mulligan to change it. PARADOX!
I wish I could control the elements, Fire, Wind, Water and Earth
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Post by Baden-Wuerttemberg on Jan 3, 2015 14:16:58 GMT -5
Granted. Now every forest fire, storm, flood and earthquake will be blamed on you...
I wish I could see in the dark.
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Post by Control on Jan 3, 2015 18:16:48 GMT -5
Granted, but your eyes are so sensitive to light that daylight will make you permanently blind.
I wish I could get straight As without ever going to school.
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Post by warrender on Jan 6, 2015 6:23:01 GMT -5
Granted, the school moves to your house.
I wish I could blast ice from my fingers.
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Post by Baden-Wuerttemberg on Feb 4, 2015 6:13:23 GMT -5
Granted. Eating a bowl of soup before it freezes over becomes a challenge.
I wish for a feather in my cap.
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